复古梗图设计海报拼贴

Goal: Create a retro editorial collage about chaotic graphic design and meme-like workplace posters, using layered printed flyers on a warm off-white background. Make the composition feel like a scanned magazine spread or social media banner, with imperfect paper shadows, slight grain, and playful mixed-media cutout energy.

Canvas: Wide horizontal 16:9 image, approximately 1200 x 675 px, cream background with lots of negative space on the right.

Layout: Arrange exactly 6 visible main elements in an overlapping collage. 1) Back-left vertical white poster with a gray spiky kaiju monster at the top, yellow eyes, black claws, and partial tall black East Asian lettering running downward. 2) Lower-left cropped retro cream-and-green minivan front, partly hidden behind the main poster. 3) Center-back bright cobalt-blue anime/card-like rectangle with a colorful illustrated eye/character fragment and taped scraps, mostly obscured. 4) Front-left main flyer: a beige poster tilted slightly, featuring a cute squirrel or chipmunk sitting at a computer desk on green carpet, wearing a lanyard badge, with a red teardrop mark on its cheek, red outline doodle around the animal, mouse and monitor cables visible, bold red Chinese headline across the top, vertical red Chinese side text, small black bullet list, black bottom slogan, and blue brand text at bottom right. 5) Front-right main flyer: a larger beige poster tilted slightly, featuring an alpaca or llama at a computer running Photoshop, also wearing a lanyard badge with a red tear mark, red sketch outline, blue cable scribbles, star doodles, vertical small English schedule text on the left edge, bold red Chinese headline at top, vertical red Chinese side text, small black bullet list, black bottom slogan, and blue brand text at bottom right. 6) On the far right, place the single lowercase black serif word “design,” centered vertically in the empty cream space.

Text content: Use visible Chinese poster typography as decorative but legible where possible. The squirrel poster headline should read {argument name="squirrel headline" default="存不下钱啊！"}; the alpaca poster headline should read {argument name="alpaca headline" default="草泥马上班！"}; include side text similar to {argument name="side caption" default="表面：好的？内心：毁灭吧"}; include bottom slogan {argument name="bottom slogan" default="内心：毁灭吧"}; include small brand text {argument name="brand text" default="摸鱼 TOUCH FISH"}. Include tiny English details such as “DAILY MENTAL STATE,” “9 a.m. ↓ 9 p.m.,” and “Work from Mon. - Sat.” on the flyers.

Visual style: Retro Chinese zine poster design, playful corporate burnout meme aesthetic, hand-drawn red marker annotations, blue star doodles, paper collage, soft shadows, slightly desaturated colors, realistic animal photo cutouts mixed with flat graphic design, imperfect print texture, clean cream negative space, high-resolution but with a scanned-paper feel.

Constraints: Keep the two animal flyers as the dominant focus, with the squirrel flyer in front-left and the alpaca flyer in front-right. Preserve the exact count of 6 main visible elements. Do not add extra posters, extra animals, watermarks, or modern UI elements. Keep the right-side word “design” isolated and uncluttered.