Glossy 3D render, satirical editorial scene. A giant shiny inflatable robot mascot shaped like a confident "AI salesman" is slowly deflating and sagging, wrinkles forming, drifting downward. In the bright foreground a real human salesperson calmly shakes hands with a smiling client, fully ignoring the collapsing robot behind them. Cool studio lighting, soft shadows, muted corporate color palette with one bold accent color, sense of overhyped tech bubble losing air. Minimal background, no text in frame, dry ironic humor --ar 4:3 --raw --hd --profile d472zp7
